“you dont even know how much straight porn I watch” - ruth
when I was little I was obsessed with his illustrations and I would trace them from my roald dahl books and I even had a how-to-draw-like-quentin-blake art book :’)
aw !! it taught you well too. best doodler i know
i always loved quentin blake and in 2nd grade decided to emulate his style for a storybook project but got an S for satisfactory because my art looked “messy and rushed.” pfffft. i bet that had long-term effects on my psyche and Mrs. Brooks is probably definitely the reason i’m lazy and uncreative now
#quentin blake #roald dahl #i know uncreative isn't a word #too lazy to change it #see
this baby at my table eating noodles is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life
college tips:
break at least one nose, take a lot
of animal crackers with you, Do Not
Ride A Longboard Around Campus, talk to anyone that you find interesting, stay away from anyone that says anything about their sat/ap/iq scoresbye
suddenly embarrassed by something i did in the fifth grade i can feel my face getting red wow wtf
if you say im pretty for a black girl you’ll be pretty for an old person coz ill slap u into 2083 case dismissed bring in the dancing lobsters
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Here is the thing, okay? Coming into a feminist conversation with, “Have you considered that sometimes women acquire free drinks at bars?” is like walking into graduate school during Philosophy finals and saying, “Have you considered that the color blue that I see may not be the color blue that you see?”
Imagine you are the guy who just walked into that Philosophy class and laid that shit down. Imagine the class full of students who have worked very hard and committed themselves and sacrificed to be here, students who have spent several years of their lives learning about this subject. Imagine now their feelings when you go to the head of the classroom with a smirk on your face and demand the professor give you an A for effort. Imagine now that they think you are a douchebag asshole, because they do, and because you are. You are a douchebag asshole because you are obviously so self-centered, arrogant, and completely ignorant of the world around you, that you thought you could walk into a high-level course with no background and no work and say something profoundly simplistic and totally unrelated and also everybody should congratulate you for having done this thing, so brave, so provocative.
[….]
You are not asking us a real question. You are simply illustrating, for all to see, your own ignorance. You are saying, “I have not considered the implications of the question I have just asked. I have not taken the time nor effort nor commitment to sit down and ask myself this question. Instead, I have come into your philosophy classroom/office/feminist blog and shat out my question with a smirk, because I believe that my two seconds of thought are worth more than your long-term analysis, because I believe I am worth more.”
— Fugivitus: A few things to consider when you find a feminist blog (via absolutely-spiffing)
